Is an amateur nuclear physicist, and neurosurgeon. He is fluent in all the usual languages as well as Aramaic, Romanian, Farsi, Latin, Swahili, Zulu, Hindi, Punjabi, Turkish, Thai, Korean, Bengali, Dutch, and Navajo. He expertly plays no less than 20 musical instruments, and is an accomplished sculptor, painter, and musical composer. He has written over seven hundred scholarly papers on topics ranging from genetic engineering, to micro economics and social philosophy and has authored several important novels. He is considered by most to be the world's foremost authorities on belly button lint, and his life long goal is to count to a trillion. He is currently working on cures to diseases that do not even exist yet.